During my recent adventures in America, I had desired to see as many bars and nightclubs as I could, wanting to see what their nightlife was like. I had heard stories about how you can drink booze anywhere on the streets of Las Vegas and how American bartenders put in more alcohol into their drinks than Aussie bartenders do.
You meet a girl in a bar on a Saturday night and really hit it off. You talk for a while and think she might be into you, so you bite the bullet and ask for her number. After waiting the mandatory three days (you don’t want to seem too desperate), you call her. She answers and you say, “How are you going, cutie?”
Many go out clubbing very intent on picking up, even if it is merely just a possibility. All guys think, “Oh my God, there’s going to be so many hot chicks, it’s gonna be sick!” So yeah, guys are very much on the prowl when they scan the club for a girl they like the look of and want to have a good time with.
Being mortal , as opposed to photogenic gods like David Beckham, can create unnecessary work. Like the next day race to untag yourself and make threatening comments towards the removal of photos on Facebook, as well as time spent on coming up with a backstory to better explain your appearance in the image. Here’s a few “safe” poses to promote you to demi-god.
It’s common knowledge that men are horny bastards who, according to women, will root anything that has a vagina. While there’s truth to that belief, it’s also not entirely true. Yes, having female genitals is a major thing men look for (well, it’s the number one thing really), but like women, men have a criteria of things they look for in women when clubbing.
Okay, so everyone has their own experiences and expectations. Take it from a country person who suddenly gets the idea to take on the big city nightlife; it is a bit of an eye opener. You won’t be seeing familiar faces, and you definitely can’t hustle your way into the club because you know the bouncer, chances of you knowing anyone is slim.
Did you ever think that Britney Spears’ lyrics would mimic your real life? “You see them girls in the club, they looking at us, they looking at us, they looking at us.” Yeah they are! Whenever you walk into a club or a bar, the girls in the room notice that you have entered whether they show it or not.
Most guys think it would be awesome to be surrounded by women; hot, luscious women who can’t keep their hands to themselves, making said male think he can some sort of threesome going later in the night. Yeah right! There’s a reason why this sort of thinking is called a fantasy, it’s not reality!
We’ve all seen those movies where girls have sleepovers, get up to mischief, leave the house for a scavenger hunt, and play the dangerous game of ‘Truth, dare, double dare, torture, kiss or promise’. Now depending on your age, that game can be PG rated or X-rated.
While Oktoberfest is filled with girls in German outfits and many beer ads feature beautiful women, it has come to my attention that there are many mixed opinions on girls actually consuming beer. Traditionally a male’s drink, beer is more commonly consumed by women now as well. I’ve narrowed down the categories of people who have opinions about women drinking beer to 5 categories.