I’m not sure if you’re really entitled to go to an “afterparty” if you didn’t go to the actual party in the first place but hell, I decided to go to a Future Music Afterparty anyway this year and skip the main event. Did I miss out on a super fun day of music and dancing? Maybe. But the princess in me just wasn’t up for sweating it out on a dusty racecourse – it’s hot in Sydney this week!
I feel like it might be a good idea for over 18s to boycott this festival and just go to it like it were overage. This is socially scandalous, I know, but like omg the line up is so great. Also, we need to make up for lost territory in the overage/underage war. Underagers get in on everything and it’s not fair.
Who’s ready to undertake the most hottest music festival in 2013? With a line-up like this one, you would be crazy to miss The Future Music Festival of 2013!
Everyone will be there and everyone will be talking about it! You wouldn’t want to be the person who missed out and having to hear about all the excitement through your friends, how boring and depressing would that be?
On your marks Melbournians, this weekend is going to be hectic! Were talking pre Future parties, post Future parties, and all the other kinds of parties I’m sure your going to partake in (wink wink). Lucky it’s a long weekend and hopefully the only labor you’re going to be doing is dealing with the hangover Monday morning.
The biggest and best Saturday night on offer int he clubbing capital of Australia, Melbourne, is without question, No Pulp @ Orange Whip. Combine this with the biggest festival on the calender and you’ve got yourself the makings of a night that you will need a whole week to sleep off.
Q. You just got your hands on a hot festival ticket promising fun, debauchery and mayhem. All is good until you get there and realize that you have no cash, just an ATM card – in a place that has NO ATMs. Whoops! What do you do?