These days relationships and love are harder to find with sexual partners coming and going. We’re texting instead of writing letters, we’re going for drinks instead of going to dinner and having sex on the first date isn’t taboo anymore. So does going clubbing with a potential partner count as a date nowadays?
Summer is finally getting closer! Yay! Rejoice! Warm weather, cold drinks, longer nights and less clothing. Oh it’s always a good thing you say? Not if you’re going clubbing. On the last night of winter this year, I went clubbing, and it was anything but cold.
Have you ever been living it up in a club or a party and you’re looking for someone to take home? Most people there are probably waaay too drunk, or you’re not drunk enough to think they’re attractive. Then you spot your ex. Eh, it’s been a while, they’re still looking good, they’re into it. Why not right?
When we were underage, a house party was the coolest thing to go to, because obviously there was no where else you could get blind drunk. It was cheap, we could pass out wherever the hell we liked and we wouldn’t get denied because our shirt didn’t have a collar.
Pt 2 of Bars And Nightclubs’ election special
In 1966 Harold Holt, having finally finished planning his disappearance in a year’s time, held public swimming lessons at Bondi beach. Said he to himself, “I’m the only one here that appreciates the brilliance of this piece of publicity.” And indeed, a year later, only Holt and his fellow Chinese submariners were able to laugh over his brilliant punch-line, the ultimate PR stunt.
Many go out clubbing very intent on picking up, even if it is merely just a possibility. All guys think, “Oh my God, there’s going to be so many hot chicks, it’s gonna be sick!” So yeah, guys are very much on the prowl when they scan the club for a girl they like the look of and want to have a good time with.
Yet another inaugural fail in our series of articles focusing of the alcohol induced stupidity that happens on any good night out on the town. If you want to submit a video, post in on YouTube (as you do) and send the link to matt(at)barsandnightclubs.com.au. Enjoy!
“Omg as if I need 2 read dis I have so many gr8 friends I could call to take care of mi omfg i’d take bullets for dem,”
If this is you, oh my God you need to read this.
So you’ve been invited to a party or out clubbing with a group of your mate’s mates. You don’t know anyone but you’ve heard all about them. Won’t it be totally awkward if I’m the only one who doesn’t know anyone besides my friend? Ugh, I don’t want to be a stage 5 clinger to them all night and make it look like I’m a loser. Okay, I won’t go. Oh, but then I’ll be missing a totally awesome night! What do I do?!
Coming as an international exchange student from Northern Ireland, let me give you three buzz words about the kind of clubs I have been to at home - cheap, sleazy and small. That said, you can have the best kind of nights there, especially when you put ‘£1′ and ‘shots’ together in one sentence.