I know that girls get thrown hilarious pickup lines that leave you staring at your drink trying not to burst into laughter. I saw a funny page on Facebook that inspired me with these pickup lines. Now guys, please try and refrain from using these as they don’t work; unless of course, on the odd occasion your new lady friend is completely delusional.
So you want to be the ultimate wingman, eh? Well, listen closely. It’s not the easiest gig in the world - smooth, confident people don’t generally need a wingman. You’re probably working under some pretty tough circumstances. But I guarantee* the following tips will help you wingman even the most awkward of friends.
I believe there are two parts to clubbing. Firstly, it’s to dress up, go out, dance with your girlfriends/guyfriends, get drunk and have a good time. Secondly, it’s to dress up, go out, dance with your girlfriends/guyfriends, get drunk and hook up. So really, you either plan on going to the club with every intention to hook up, or none at all.
How many times have you heard a girl say how one of her friends should be paired up with one of her boyfriend’s friends and “how cute” it’d be? My girlfriend once had the “brilliant idea” to pair up one of her friends with one of mine. One night my girlfriend and I were invited by her friend to go to a party at Room 680, and my girlfriend told me to invite my friend.