Two months after having to vote who would win the Budweiser Producer/DJ Of The Year Award, giving one talented and very lucky peep the chance to strut his musical stuff, the winner has been announced: Jono Fernandez!
Cockblocking is a slang term for an intentional action aimed at preventing someone from having sexual intercourse with another. A cockblock, or cockblocker, is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention. Why do girls cockblock though? Women travel in packs. When one is in need of assistance, another will provide her with help; “Girl I got your back!” (Please note I am not from the ghetto). Therefore boys, if she doesn’t want you, prepare to face the wrath of her cake-faced girlfriends.
When we think of nightclubs, we think insanely fast doosh doosh music, pumping full blast to the point our ears bleed. The type of music where peeps breakdance and twerk and do all sorts of crazy moves that have to be seen to be believed. So it’s quite bizarre when you hear fast, remixed versions of slow, sad songs made to become hardcore party songs.
“Hey, what’s your number? I will hit you up some time.” That classic line is much too common to some women, however, women continue to give men a ‘phone number’ even though they have no intention of sleeping with him, let alone texting him! Therefore, women have resorted to a tactic that seems to ease their conscience and at the same time portray eagerness.
Have you got plans for Australia Day yet? The iconic day of sun, sausages and Smirnoff is one of the most alcoholic holidays of the year, surpassing Valentine’s Day and even New Years (probably..). If you’re not hitting up Big Day Out, Ivy or Greenwood for Australia Day celebrations, well good, I’ll tell you what you should be doing.
Tearing up the dance floor is the main ingredient for awesome partying. But let’s face it, it’s sweaty stuff. No girl wants to talk to a guy that smells like he hasn’t had a shower in two weeks. While deodorant generally helps mask the smell of B.O as a result of strenuous twerking on the dance floor, a good aftershave really adds an advantage when it comes to chatting up that hottie at the bar.
What’s the go with this new trend of girls kissing other girls when they’re under the influence of alcohol? I’m sure we have all been subjected to a bit of girl on girl action before and I know for a fact the guys love it when the girls get all frisky with each other. However, what has influenced this sudden urge to make out with your best friend?
Have you ever been really drunk and watched a movie? I’m not talking couple of drinks, winding down and watching a movie in bed. I’m talking shitfaced, giggling drunk watching a movie. No? You haven’t? Well, honey you are definitely missing out.
Strippers have to just about be be the greatest actresses in the world, worthy of winning the Best Actress Oscar. They have to look great, have charisma, be toned, and most of all, make it believable that she’s actually interested in you so she can get your money. This would naturally make many men think they have no chance in hell of picking a stripper up and taking her home for an actual private “dance”.
Now’s the time when most of us look back at all the things that went on in 2013 and try and find some universal and profound meaning behind them in order to justify them. It sounds tedious and weird when you say it out loud like that, but actually it’s real and you probably do it without even realising it, even if you don’t sit down and write a “Dear Diary, in 2013 I…” usually your resolutions are informed by the recurring embarrassments of the previous year.