The way to a girl’s heart in a club is to buy her a drink, or two. Girls love nothing more than having the attention on them and feeling special by that handsome boy purchasing her liquids. However, getting their drinks bought for them, is not something that comes naturally for all girls.
Because gender inequality needs to tip in the favour of females sometimes.
Not really. Well yes, but girls can do lots of things that are socially unacceptable for boys (without questioning their sexual orientation/macho-ness), like wear skirts and put glitter stickers on our faces and freak out about horoscopes and stuff.
When you think about it, nightclubs are where we are at our most animalistic. The d-floor is littered with sweaty, pheromone oozing bodies, gyrating in time with the rhythmic and primal vibrations of drum and bass. We actually go to them in order to attract a mate with the girls showing off a lot of skin and some of the guys acting downright predatory.
Wow, people are so deluded. Really they are. Especially when it comes to the opposite sex. It’s like everything you ever learned through logic becomes completely irrelevant and really stupid stuff seems like gospel.
I don’t know why, maybe it’s pressure or self esteem or whatever. Doesn’t matter. You’re a victim, I’m a victim, everyone’s done it.
Everything you picked up in primary school outside the classroom was a lie. Most of it anyway. Except for the part where boys only want to play kiss chasey with you, that part is still true.
1. Picking up girls is as easy as getting your friend to go and tell them, “uh, my friend over there wants to dance with you.”
So many 90’s rappers and pop singers have sung longingly about girls who ignore these genuine, famous, successful guys who are totally into them and just keep staying with the wrong guys despite their selfishness and inconsiderate character. Whether the members of those bands got their girls is a mystery, but in the process they have, maybe inadvertently….