Everyone likes to party and when we’re doing it, most of us enjoy a drink or two along the way. Perhaps you’re a cocktail kind of person. Perhaps shots take your fancy or maybe it’s strictly beer or breezers. Many of you may even be messy miscreants and enjoy a mixture of all of them. Here’s a little list of what could be considered five of the most rockin’, party-inducing, down right bitching drinks ever associated with getting loose as a goose.
We’ve all experienced that ‘crawl in a hole’ moment when you know you’ve done something that when you’re sober, you would definitely think twice about. It’s pretty hard to avoid doing regrettable things when under the influence of alcohol - like hooking up with the ex you cannot stand, or even hooking up with your best friend’s boyfriend.
At every club, there’s always the one drunk idiot who throws their drink around. But sometimes, that drunk idiot turns out to be you, who’s not even that drunk. You just happen to bump into someone and whoops, there goes your vodka soda all over them. So what is the correct etiquette for spilling your drink on someone?
A diagnosis with coeliac disease will mark the end of enjoying food as you know it, but it will not mark the end of your alcoholism. Hell no.
For those who have stumbled across this article and are yet to figure out what gluten is, it is a little evil protein that is in absolutely everything (that has wheat, barley, rye, oats or grains).
Urgh…is there anything worse than waking up in the morning after a night spent rectally inserting bennies and dancing to AKB48? The only thing that stings more than a pounding hangover is the never-ending parade of memories birthed from the regretful decisions made the night before.
Getting drunk makes people act overall retarded, from slurring their speech, picking fights for no actual reason, dancing like an epileptic or walking sideways (to be fair, most people can’t dance for shit, and if you’re a woman, high heels make even the very basic act of walking a challenge).
First and foremost, be a woman. If this proves to be a challenge for you, refer to point one. If that doesn’t help, there is a considerable chance that you could be the one who is supposed to be buying the drinks. Please note, the only failsafe way to get yourself free drinks is to get yourself a boyfriend. If this is not possible, the following steps may suffice:
After recently having had to switch to a gluten free diet, I found that I was, quite literally, struggling to hold my drinks after lucky number three. Admittedly, my drinking ability prior to this wasn’t in much better form.
Perth is a strange little berg so isolated from the rest of the world and you “t’other siders” on the east coast that we’ve developed our own unique dialect. Seeing as my state’s sole love is to dig things up and repave roads, I imagine that in 10 to 15 years time, the city will be nothing more than a giant pit surrounded by cranes, perhaps in the shape of Clive Palmer’s scrotum.
Let’s not delude ourselves, we all know binge drinking will never be good for your health, nor will it ever be good for your waistline; but we also know this is not going to stop you (or me for that matter). However, there are a number of things you can do to reduce the effects of binge drinking on your health and weight, regardless of whether you do it every weekend, or once a month.