Dang son, one of the most important things you can do in life is not look like you are some skeezy roadside Kwinana freeway crack-hound selling vials to minors. Do you have a pubey moustache/wear Dada tracky-dacks that smell suspiciously ‘piss-like’? Or are you a rich kid from Trigg whose mum lends you $50 for lunch but instead you use it to buy product to sell to that 16 yo tuppy from All Saints that you’ve guiltily had your eyes on?
Women continually question their ‘dignity’ and level of maintainable ‘respect’ when they ‘hook-up’ with a man who has already scored earlier in the night.
We all know that saying ‘If you can’t beat them, join them’. However, what does it take to enter the V.I.P world of clubbing? Everyone can slap on a tie or squish into a dress and enter a club – no biggie. Although wouldn’t it be nice to bypass the line and waltz right in like you own the joint?
With Valentine’s Day upon us, it can be easy to forget how much fun you and your friends are and dwell on the fact that you have no other half. Well stop! Yes, you may see couples everywhere and God forbid if they actually go out clubbing together in matching outfits, but you just have to have the night of your life and no, that doesn’t mean sitting around with your single friends in your lounge room talking about love that went wrong.
Blokes have been fighting over girls for literally thousands of years and although women have largely broken the shackles of oppression and are seldom used by men as trophies to display how awesome they are, it’s still a touchy subject. Most of us know that moving in on a mate’s chick can potentially destroy a friendship and yet it still happens all the time.
There are many beers out there to choose from, but have you ever wanted to name one yourself? Even if it was simply just to brag about it? Well, The Australian Brewery may be able to make your dream come true.
What a burst of fruitful flavours and inspiring colours this weekend’s Gold Coast Food and Wine Expo was. Seeing so many uniquely traditional businesses all showcasing their talent created the feeling of tranquillity, or maybe it was just all the wine tasting that creating a bubbly atmosphere. The event consisted of 3 days of gourmet food, wine and celebrity chefs. The event was described as a food fantasy and an explosion of tastebuds by various people that attended the event on Sunday morning.
Clubbing expectation: A cute guy/girl bumps into you at the bar. Flirty chit-chat is had over a few drinks, followed by dancing. You make out for the rest of the night.
Clubbing reality: A guy/girl bumps into you at the bar. Whilst they talk about their stamp collection, you pretend to listen while thinking of an escape route. They stalk you all night.
The issue of spilled drinks causes a lot of tension in the clubs, especially if you’re as fabulous as me and are wearing an amazing outfit. Having a drink poured down your back, be it accidental, is one of the most aggravating things that can happen to you in the club, especially if you don’t deserve it. But if that person does deserve it, is it okay to ‘accidentally’ spill a drink on them?
Yes, this may be controversial and yes, this may be a no bullshit post about dressing to the body size you were given (or have gained) and yes, I may hurt some feelings, but this topic is way overdue. Will I be called a bitch for saying this? Yeah probably, but let’s be honest, girl power isn’t real and everyone is looking at you.