Proving Australians are not kangaroo riding bogans who put beer on their breakfast cereal to members of the international community is a constant battle. But it is. Especially when we have people like T-Rex Abbott in Parliament and when this guy is a YouTube sensation.
Kissing is a big deal. Who demoted it to the same level of significance as a hand shake or a high five? Kissing someone is giving them initiation rites into a secret club, two people who have kissed the same person have something in common they would have not had before. They can mutually brag about you as a conquest/compare notes.
Keeping with the current ‘resurrection’ trend infamous hotbed of “entry level clubbers” (WINK WINK), Warehouse celebrates its 2nd birthday this Saturday.
Party, party times.
If you thought sitting in front of the TV watching the Good Friday Appeal with a bag of hot cross buns was the best way to spend Good Friday, you are wrong.
Masters at the craft of day and night parties Friday night heavyweights Lady Luck at Circus Bar are bringing Easter treats again this year for their 5th annual Good Friday Bash.
Okay, so like we celebrate Easter because this is the time in the Bible when everybody kinda messed up and Jesus gets crucified and then everybody takes five to think about what they have done and consequences and naughty corner, etc., and then BOOM! J-Man comes back from the dead.
HAPPY BURFDAI CODE RED.
You will be two years old this Saturday, which is pretty good because that’s about 70 in club years and if you’ve been kicking around for that long you’ve seen a lot.
Good question, I’m glad you asked.
To set the record straight, St Patrick’s Day is actually a religious holiday. It’s not like the commemoration of the colour green, or a plot to out shitty boyfriends like St Valentine’s Day, it’s actually legit. So, just like Christmas and Easter, it is perfectly acceptable to get drunk.
Now I’m sure y’all have heard that the megababestars of OMG Geordie Shore are coming to Australia to film the next season of the show. I am also sure following this information there has been some degree of fantasising about how you’re gonna be when you meet them at a club and how you might hook up with Gaz/Vicky and get the side of your face and probably your butt on MTV.
Being in denial is a bit pathetic, but like everything else, if two or three other people are doing it too then it’s okay. Lucky then that the majority of nightclub patrons are experts in the art of being in denial and you will not feel alone or pathetic in your endeavour to ignore responsibility and routine.
THE COOLEST GIRL TO COME OUT OF NSW IS PLAYING AT CAN’T SAY. THIS IS SO EXCITING. YES THESE CAPS ARE NECESSARY.
Nina Las Vegas, perhaps better known as the girl DJ with the sultry voice from Triple J’s House Party, is getting on the decks next Friday March 8 with TA-KU. Hi-five Melbourne, this is going to be sick.