There is absolutely nothing worse than someone with bad breath (followed closely by bad body odour). It’s even worse if you’ve been waiting all night to kiss the cutie at the bar only to find out they have morning breath at night! We all know that regular brushing, flossing and using mouth wash are the cures for bad breath, but that’s not exactly accessible when out at a club.
So you’ve decided to hit the town, it’s a Friday or Saturday night, you’ve had a few drinks and you start flirting with the hot boy/girl at the bar. After a few cheesy one-liners and a few shots later, he/she agrees to go home with you. One thing leads to another and the window to sex is open, the only thing standing in the way…no condom.
Throwing a party is one of the most exciting/nerve-wracking events one can have (next to a wedding, of course). Planning the perfect party can take days/weeks/months and can be very time consuming. Not only do you have to organise the venue, music, food, drinks and party invites, you also need to decide if you want a theme.
A few distinct differences come to mind when I compare city clubs and suburban clubs. Firstly, for a city club, I think of a room or two filled with sweaty young adults drenched in alcohol, listening to techno music and dancing the night away. For a suburban club I imagine, a small room filled with anyone aged 18 and above, drinking beer, playing pool and listening to a live band.
I believe there are two parts to clubbing. Firstly, it’s to dress up, go out, dance with your girlfriends/guyfriends, get drunk and have a good time. Secondly, it’s to dress up, go out, dance with your girlfriends/guyfriends, get drunk and hook up. So really, you either plan on going to the club with every intention to hook up, or none at all.
We’ve all had our turn of being the last to arrive at the party because of other commitments and everyone else is already drunk. We grab the nearest bottle of vodka, skip the tipsy stage and head straight for drunk. But not long after, instead of enjoying the night, we end up in a messy heap beside the toilet.
Drinking is always a good idea, says everyone before the hangover kicks in. Yet we always seem to forget that drinking before working the next day is NEVER a good idea. But, we’ve all been there. At the time, work seems so far away and a fun night out sounds more enticing. That is, until morning arrives and we have to drag ourselves to work feeling, looking and smelling like shit.
When planning a night out, deciding whether to wear high heels or not is one of the biggest decisions a girl can make. For a boy, it’s a no-brainer of closed in shoes. But for a girl, it’s a question of: do I want to look hot and suffer all night or look less hot and be comfortable? Naturally, we choose high heels (only the sensible wear flats) and here is a list of the pain us girls suffer whilst wearing them.
It’s a Saturday night, the cheap vodka and limes are flowing, the beats are pumping, then, all of a sudden, you wake up in a pool of vomit (yours or someone else’s) and no recollection of the night before. Sound familiar? Sick of those nights where you look more like a dehydrated athlete as you reach for pre-mix rather than a sophisticated drinker?