The issue of spilled drinks causes a lot of tension in the clubs, especially if you’re as fabulous as me and are wearing an amazing outfit. Having a drink poured down your back, be it accidental, is one of the most aggravating things that can happen to you in the club, especially if you don’t deserve it. But if that person does deserve it, is it okay to ‘accidentally’ spill a drink on them?
My conscience is screaming ‘Of course not!! We all know that starts fights and ruins clothing! If you don’t want it done to you, don’t do it to someone else!!’. However, my bitchiness is smirking with a big fat ‘Chyeah!’. Personally, I hate having drinks spilled on me if my outfit isn’t black, if I’m not drunk enough or if the person is literally too sloppy to keep their drink in the glass. I hate when girls spill their disgusting vodka raspberries on me and then smirk and say ‘Whoops’.
While you shouldn’t respond with tit for tat, especially with drinks costing so much, if a bitch has spilled a drink on you and responded with a sarcastic ‘Whoops!’, feel free to do the same. Guys can be treated a little easier as they don’t have as much poise as the fairer sex, but at least some of them apologise. I’m particularly fond of a moment when a guy spilled his beer on me and apologised and wiped it off my arm, back and leg with his shirt.
In conclusion, drink spillage is a sensitive topic and if the other person made out with your boyfriend or deserved it in some way or another and you’re sure that you won’t be getting a punch in the face, then slyly give them the stickiness that they deserve.
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