Many of us feel the party starts when we get to the club. As you’re slowly amerced into the sound of bass and clinking off glasses being set down on the bar, it’s as if someone screams action and your big scene is rolling. Here’s the top 6 ways to nail that entrance so you ooze sexy right through your Friday night threads.
1. Walk Into The Club Like !
Play the confidence card and strut your stuff like God used a cheat code to make you the absolute shit tonight. Not even the people singing your favourite song wrong can kill the vibe you’re on right now. Girls work those heels, boys slick your eyebrows down and spare a thought for the arousal you are causing these innocent bystanders.
2. Come In Like A Wrecking Ball
I’m talking formation and unison people, this is not a drill! For those rolling with homies, make sure you’re at least third to be seen. The first person is to create movement, the second is to draw attention to the door, then it’s your job to steal attention from the fourth person. The more people entering, the stronger the Wrecking Ball affect. (No cold coochees on a metal ball required).
3. BOSS ASS BITCH
(A moment of caution for those with morals and/or dignity, this approach is for those trained in the art of the ratchet). Girls, you need to pull up that skirt and stick out them lips; you have a 1 minute window to storm the entrance and twerk on the nearest thing with legs. Boys, bite that lip and go hunting! You need to be swift and firm when you grab your piece of booty for the song and bump til she grind!
4. Party Rock!
Get that shuffle started as the bouncer checks your ID, 2step down the dark hall, then make sure you build that fist pump up the closer you get to the entrance. As soon as you touch base on the floor, you plan to pound all night - let hell break loose! Spirit fingers, hip thrusts, YMCA, anything goes.
5. Pour It Up
Simply walk in, no frills or need for interaction til you get to that bar. Bring your elbows up and turn on the charm. The repetitive lights should hit you nicely, so work them like photographers either facing the deaf sounding dance floor movers or working on a free drink with the bartender.
6. Blurred Lines
Slow your movements a little and walk like a movie star with the wind effect. In a fast paced environment, sometimes the slower movement will stand out. This may be used to do a perimeter check and find a place to stuff your crap, or the cluster of D-hydrated babes needing the D. Walk like they’re in your way, and keep a mysterious grunt on your face.
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