Every girl (and some guys) know that a great outfit can make a night fabulous. Wearing just the right ensemble that is flattering and on-trend makes you look good and feel even better. So how do you deal when some asshole spills their damn drink all over you?
First of all, resist the urge to punch them, kick them, spit on them or push them. Resist the urge to pour your fruit tingle down the back of their white shirt and whatever you do, don’t cry. A vodka raspberry all over your new white asymmetrical mini skirt is definitely not ideal, but neither is runny mascara and a blotchy face.
Laugh it off. Laughing it off shows that you’re a good sport and that you’re not that materialistic (yeah right!) and it might even show that hottie you’ve been chatting to that you’re not a complete bitch. Excuse yourself and visit the bathroom, possibly with a friend to help you see if the stain is able to be removed or diluted with water. Most likely it’s not, so you have to put on a brave face and resist the next urge to call your mum and ask her to pick you up and wash your new skirt.
Go back out there, order a new drink (preferably not the same one spilled on you) and try to have a good night. After all, clubs are dark and crowded and maybe no one will be able to see the giant drink stain on you. Order another drink, and let’s be honest, just keep drinking until you’re at the point where you don’t care about your outfit anymore and you’ve forgotten about the spilled drink.
At this point, you might even spill something on yourself, but who cares? You’re drunk and happy; at least until the morning when you remember that some asshole ruined your new skirt and you vow to wear black for the rest of your life.
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