There are a few automatic charm points that are awarded for some of the simplest things when it comes to attracting the female. These things are already used by some of the male gender, allowing for a one up on their fellow man. Here’s a few tips to even the playing field a little.
The Scent
I have no idea what trickery this is or where it comes from, but if a female were to inhale the musky scent of a male passing and then it lingers a little after they’ve passed, there is an brief animalistic urge to hold the individual down and devour the scent like a vampire to blood. Different scents will trigger this urge for different women as the hunter that is “the female” has her preference of scent and man, so spray wisely.
T3xt Me
When a man can spell and apply emoticons when necessary, 10 points easily! As geeky as this sounds, there is a liking some females take to someone who can hold a conversation, respond to sarcasm and mild sexual referencing as well as being familiar with a thing called grammar, all in a timely fashion.
SAY CHEESE
When you’re uploading your most recent gym pics or grunting for your snapchats, think about smiling in the next one. Then compare responses or likes between the two. From movie scripting to real life females, humour is a very common want from a male, so show some teeth next time. If you cant bring yourself to smile for whatever excuse, try a funny face or an intentional unattractive shot. No need to stop the gym shots completely! Just switch it up a bit.
Basic business right? But if you want Dumbledore to yell “60 points to Gryffindor!”, then you have to defeat a troll and be brave with a lightning bolt scar and stuff… I mean try the above tips! Success can be attained if the female subject checks you out or mentally considers you as partner of some sort. However, because they are such cunning creatures, you may never know if any of these things have happened.
(Source: female huddles where sweatpants are uniform, junk food is currency, liquor is fruity and horror movies are conquered. Commonly referred to by outsiders as a “slumber party”).
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