Have you ever felt like someone is watching you and you get shivers up your spine? Do you ever feel like that late at night? In the dark? In the club? Then you probably are being watched. And it’s probably your psycho ex. These things really exist people! We need to spread awareness to stop the occurrence of attacks.
No, I’m not talking about scary movies and stalkers tying you up and torturing you. I’m talking about something much more horrific. Your ex stalking your moves in the club and then acting on it!
It seems that due to the increase in cyberstalking, your ex can follow all your moves and conversations. Exes are getting crazier and crazier, and not just ex girlfriends are guilty. Boys, I’m looking at you.
But how insane is it when you’re making a move in the club and everything is going great and you’re gonna take this hottie home when your ex comes out of no where and a) throws a drink on you, b) says ‘excuse me, he/she has a boyfriend/girlfriend’ c) starts yelling crazy and pulls this person off you to start a fight.
There is nothing more embarrassing. And what’s even worse is that they’re not even your partner anymore! And they come out of nowhere! You don’t even see them until they’re right in your face and they ruin your score!
So how do you handle when this happens to you? You probably want to throw them out of the club by their hair, but that would be totally inappropriate now, wouldn’t it? Hmm, or would it? No, it totally would be.
Stay calm. Get your friends or security or someone who isn’t you to throw them out. They want to lure you outside to get your attention and yell at you in front of everyone and play the victim and get you kicked out. Don’t play their game. If the person you were hooking hasn’t walked away, calmly explain that your ex is a little upset. Do not tell them they’re crazy or that you broke up 2 years ago. They will only be scared for their life. Go on with your night with the pure confidence that you are not with them anymore and that being covered in mojito is dodging a bullet compared to being with them even a week more. And ignore them forever.
Tip: Don’t key their car, dog shit their house or retaliate in any way. Things will come back worse and for some twisted reason you will fall in love with them again.
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