I don’t know about you, but my life is busy. Everyday I’m working or studying or doing something that is freaking tiring. So when I go out, usually I’m tired and have to regain my energy through drinking or the magic of Red Bull.
And yes, I’ve been criticised for this and called a ‘piss weak pussy’, but I like to have a nap in the afternoon or early evening before I have to get ready and start drinking. Yes, I’m 18 years young and should be making the most of my time and living while I’m young and having energy and blah blah. But seriously, life is fucking tiring.
So the debate today is whether or not nanny naps are cool. In my opinion: Very Cool. Just like that sneaky vomit I might take at 1.34am, a nanny nap is strategic. It’s a smart move that guarantees you’ll be able to drink more and go longer and harder without feeling like you’re dying and old. Yes, the irony of having a nap before clubbing to not feel old whilst clubbing.
Yes, a lot of you will say ‘Nooo I’m tough, I don’t need a nap before going out, I’ve been awake since 6am, I’m ready for a beer.” Well you know what, I’ve been awake since 5 and I have no shame in having a nap before I kill my liver.
The feeling that you get when waking from a nanny nap is incredible. You want to save the world one lonely vodka at a time.
So please, compare that feeling to your shitty waste of time before going out feeling. I use my time wisely.
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