Being mortal , as opposed to photogenic gods like David Beckham, can create unnecessary work. Like the next day race to untag yourself and make threatening comments towards the removal of photos on Facebook, as well as time spent on coming up with a backstory to better explain your appearance in the image. Here’s a few “safe” poses to promote you to demi-god.
Mr Mid-Laugh
Whilst gathering into formation for the nightclub ninja (the main culprit for snapping you at your worst), consider laughing with your buddies or faking a laugh for the shot. Smiling and laughing faces in a photo give it authentic points!
Wince!
If your acting like the flash was too bright go for the “Cyclops minus his visor” face, or if you’re playing the cute card scrunch up your nose like a toddler who detects a foul smell. These facial expressions will come across as humorous and playful.
Playful Peace
Throwing up the peace sign in its normal manner or creative alternative is a fun pose that you can laugh at afterwards. And if you happen to be holding it to your chest with the your chin down, death staring the camera in attempt to seduce your viewers, then allow time to feel ashamed. Because you like twelvie.
What Camera?
If you’re sweaty, unprepared or in a rather compromising position when you see in slow motion, a nightclub ninja or sober buddy produce a lens - LOOK AWAY IF YOU CAN’T GET AWAY! If you do not possess the animated abilities to disappear and leave only a cloud of smoke behind you, detach yourself from the situation and act as if you know not of this person who may be able to blackmail, or mock you for the remainder of your life with the photo they almost took.
Question: But I want to go for the sexy look, what do you think ?
If you think you can pull it off then continue to wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. If not choose an option from above and save that hope for when you have the ability to correct, crop and add effects to the image as usual. #allnatural #nofilter #haha:)
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