I’m always watching YouTube comedian Alex Williamson’s videos, he’s bloody hilarious! If you haven’t seen his videos before, my heart goes out to you, really. You’ve missed out on a comedic genius talking about his messed up views on wanking over photos of girls on Facebook and his quest to make the C word socially acceptable.
On his most popular video (with 2.3 million views to date!) “Loosest Aussie Bloke Ever”, where he (sarcastically) brags about doing crazy shit that’s actually really lame and exclaims how he once had SIX BEERS in one night (“That’s technically a binge. I fucking wrecked my body, man!”). This got me thinking, how many beers do you need to drink to get drunk without looking lame? Or any drink for that matter.
This might sound trivial, but think about it. How many times has one of your mates been made fun of for getting smashed after only three or so drinks? Yeah, it matters.
1. Beer
It seems Alex Williamson’s epic six beers is a respectable amount to have. Most people reckon eight beers or more is alright to get you drunk. I recently mentioned to a guy I know how I had eight beers when I last went clubbing, and the guy seemed surprised (what does that say about how cool he thinks I am though!).
2. Cocktails
Being a predominately female orientated drink, and with females being generally smaller than males, it only takes about 3-4 cocktails to get the ladies drunk. (Guys wanting to pick up, take note).
3. Shots
Many underestimate the power of the shot. Though it’s only a small amount of liquid in a tiny glass, an average shot is 40% alcohol! That’s a lot of booze in one go! So 2-4 shots is a-okay.
4. Wine
It seems peeps can drink 3-5 glasses of wine before getting drunk. Some people can drink a whole bottle; you’ll be gone in no time!
5. Vodka
Vodka is a bitch! With it’s sweet yet alcohol taste, you want more and more! It takes about 5 or more to not look lame when drinking these. If you don’t usually drink vodka, it’ll fuck you up bad!
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