That awkward moment when you’ve taken a lovely lady home from the venue and everything is feeling right, the mood is set, the sexual sensation is there and she is more than happy to rip you bare from your clothes. However, there is a problem; you can’t keep your member up, wow bad luck for you! She’s ready for you and at the moment you’re leaving her hanging that sexual tension will soon die if you don’t do something about it!
You can’t shake the idea that it probably isn’t going to happen tonight, and even if it did, it would probably be the worst sex she’s ever hard. Maybe you drank too much alcohol, or maybe those pills your friend gave you weren’t a good idea after all?
Unfortunately for men, alcohol and sex don’t mix well, your performance deteriorates leaving you and your one night stand unsatisfied. However, for a woman alcohol encourages the want for sex; typical! Women have to suffer when males drink too much.
I know that they say drunk sex is best sex but for other reasons - it is only good if he can keep it up, otherwise you will forever be hearing “Sorry, hang on a sec” and I know you girls will end up getting bored and lose interest in the bedroom. He blew it, what a waste of time you’ll be thinking.
A word of advice:
1. If you know you’re going to get lucky at the end of the night, perhaps limit the alcohol. The alcohol will wear off leaving you with a deadly hangover; however, if you’re good in the bedroom, your lady friend may come back for seconds, or even a third round.
2. Don’t take drugs; it will not help you later in the night. Yep! It’s a good feeling at the time and will last a few hours if you’re lucky, but once the good vibe wears off, you’re stuck with it in your system and there goes your performance that night. Trust me, it is not worth it!
3. If you’re going to be a disappointment in the bedroom, don’t waste a girl’s time! You don’t want to make any enemies! When a girl wants it, she wants it now!
And there you have it, a little bit of advice to help steer you in the right direction - do you want a good time after your night out or would you prefer to get wasted and go home alone? Either way it is up to you, some guys like going home alone and others always need someone to go home with.
Just remember, the more girls you take home, the sooner you become an STI infestation waiting to happen, yuck!
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