Gatecrashers have a bad name, literally. ‘Gatecrasher’ sounds just awful. And often those associated with the name are pretty awful themselves. They show up unannounced and unexpected and potentially ruin the party for everyone. It’s plain not on. Right? Well perhaps there are times it’s ok. Let’s face it, sometimes parties need a little livening up and I’m sure we can all think of a time when some absolute true blue bloody legends rocked up that we weren’t expecting and the party vastly improved because of it. So when is a gatecrasher not a gatecrasher?
When it’s you. When you’re the gatecrasher, there’s no way you can be a gatecrasher. Gatecrashers are big scary losers that want to come and fight and steal alcohol. When it’s you rocking up to a shindig, you merely want to share the love and get your groove on with your new found friends.
When the gatecrasher shows up with a slab or a keg. If someone shows up to your party with an abundance of alcohol, it means they are your new best friend. And there’s no way your new best friend could be considered a crasher. They’ve earned the right to go to your party and your other mates could learn a thing or two about their offerings and mimic their generosity instead of throwing up on your floor.
When the gatecrashers are hot chicks in bikinis. Hot chicks in bikinis have never in the history of the world shown up to a party unannounced. But if they did, they would not be gatecrashers and it would be awesome.
If it’s a top bloke. Say if Seth Rogen, Shane Crawford, Ryan Gosling, NPH or anyone who’s a true blue bloody legend or a suave, smooth bro showed up, you must greet them with open arms. If any legends or bros show up, then it’s you who are the gatecrasher and them who are the ones worthy of being the life and soul of the party. But be warned, the chicks in bikinis will be all over them, as will the girls you actually invited, especially so considering you started ignoring them when the bangin’ hot chicks rocked up.
If the gatecrasher is your neighbour. Party time is a time to be particularly nice to your neighbor. They’re probably annoyed by the loud music and you’re probably gonna want to crash one of their parties at some stage. So greet them with a smile and who knows, maybe you’ll be able to rope them into the cleaning up the next day.
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