Everyone knows that the opposite sex thinks highly of each other… Yes, that was sarcasm. Many guys have one attitude towards girls and the rest just follow suit, making it extremely hard for a girl to pick who the good guy is. A lot is said about every guy being the same, and us girls have a bad habit of placing all guys in ‘one basket’. Can you blame us?
Guys, this is what your current image is:
Hey man, go for her she’s easy, I did her last week: Yep! So it is official, you’re known as the town bike. However, I wouldn’t go blaming the males for thinking this! If you put out for everyone, expect people to line up and want a turn. On the contrary, maybe you thought it was a good idea at the time, all situations are different, but you ALWAYS look like the bad person.
Short and tight must be a slut: If a girl is wearing clothes appropriate for her age, she’s got the legs for it, and she looks good, let her show it off. She could be the most highly respected girl who just dresses like that.
I’m hot, every girl wants me: Reality check egoistic macho man, majority of girls are sickened by your obnoxious presence. Take a step back, maybe two because girls know a sleaze when they see them. Not every girl wants you, I’m guessing a very small handful do… and that’s when they’re blind drunk!
Girl fights: Guys automatically think ”lesbian action”. Get real! When girls fight, it means business stay out of their way. Many guys claim it’s trashy and a small minority say it’s the best thing they have ever seen! You obviously don’t live a very exciting life.
Cake Face: I suppose some girls do need a little makeup, but lets not go over board and use a paint brush to paint your makeup on. I’ve always heard guys complain that girls cover up their best and natural features when they wear too much makeup. Get some makeup remover wipes and let your natural beauty shine through.
Girls are complicated: Yeah, we are. Plain and simple. No, we don’t come with a manual; if you’re smart enough, you will learn how a girl works. Her temperaments, likes, dislikes. I suppose us girls experiencing that sometimes terrible thing called hormones, we can’t help but over-think things, and over-complicate them and over-analyse every situation, it’s just what we do.
Should I order you a salad?: Bitch! That’s an insult, I would like a Big Mac, large fries, drink and a 10 pack of nuggets! And don’t forget the sauce. Now guys, not all girls feel the need to starve themselves and eat like the girls do in the movies, what a cliché! If you hang a salad in front of my face, expect to wear it.
So guys, a word of advice, don’t be too quick to judge because you will probably have the completely wrong idea, unless of course you’re staring at a 16-year-old girl wearing booty shorts and a tank shirt, then by all means, I’m sure you can come to some sort of conclusion of what her goals are.
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