Everyone has their own personal deal breakers when it comes to relationships. Chronic bad breath, ugly feet, premature baldness, premature ejaculation – the list goes on. But there are some turnoffs, which are often (almost exclusively) revealed inside nightclubs that I believe no one should ever tolerate. Here are a few of the biggest turnoffs for girls in the club – guys take note:
Guys who can’t handle their drink. No one likes a messy drunk; it’s just embarrassing. So stick within your limits and know when to stop because frankly following a guy around who is vomiting, stumbling, mumbling and passing out? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Guys who spill their drinks on you. Girls spend a lot of time getting ready to hit the club, so clumsy guys that spill drinks all over you are the worse kind of annoying!
Sleazebags. Getting felt up by a slimy stranger makes my skin crawl, don’t do it. If you like the look of a girl, ask her to dance or buy her drink. Chivalry is not dead.
Crap dancers. When I see a guy busting a move that really should have been left in the ’80s, I cringe. It’s like a car crash; it hurts to look but you just can’t look away, and you’re certainly not going to go anywhere near it. If you can’t dance, face the facts and try standing in the corner looking mysterious instead.
Crap dressers. Too-tight shirts, unbuttoned too far down and ugly shoes – all fashion crimes that deserve a mention. Eww.
Bad kissers. There’s truly nothing as disappointing as meeting a hot guy at a club and going in for the kiss only to discover he’s a dud. It’s happened to all of us at some point. Seriously, I have literally turned around and actually left a club trying to escape a horrible kisser after he licked my entire face. A balance must be found between too much tongue and not enough peeps.
Guys who order girly drinks. I know it’s sexist, a man should be able to order whatever drink he wants and feel secure about it, but there’s just something weird about a guy sipping a Cosmo out of a straw.
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