Whichever venue you choose to visit, there’s always going to be different types of people-more specifically various kinds of girls. Deciphering between the nutty and the sweet can be as easy as shuffling a deck of cards or as hard as understanding a mindfuck like the movie Inception.
Here’s some helpful tips to ensure you’re comprehension isn’t blurred on the night.
If her skirt is as short as Tom Cruise, and her tits are hanging like two monkeys from a tree, chances are she’s a nutty bitch.
Like how girls distinguish the douches from the stylish, you should too, as a bloke-as clothing can be a dead give away to who they are or try to be. Often, girls who parade themselves in this sort of getup believe they’re hot and therefore anticipate all sorts of attention from guys. And because of this, they have heard every sleazy pickup line, have had their arses grabbed by anonymous perverts, and sometimes even fought with other scantly clad members of the same sex. With so many negative experiences comes a negative outlook on new potential guys. To them-unless you look like Ryan Gosling or are famous-you are just another wanker. Unless you enjoy the thrill of the chase, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THESE GIRLS.
If she’s hanging out with girlfriends, like sitting ducks, chances are she’s shy.
It’s always a gamble making an effort with girls who keep to themselves. But then you could argue that they’re just waiting for some guy, or two, to sit down and have a chat with them. Sometimes, with girls like this, they could be so shy that they seem snobby. However, once the thick layer of ice is broken, she could be one of the most down-to-Earth people there. A lot of effort is required, but the potential result could make it worth your while.
If she’s waiting/serving drinks, chances are she’s doing her job and looking for tips.
Don’t be fooled by the ear-to-ear smile and subtle instances of flirtation-she’s just trying to scab more moula off of you to add to her tip jar. If you’ve been to a strip club, you should know how these types operate-they’ll make you think you have a chance with them just to make your wallet somewhat lighter. Don’t think with your dick, think with your mind.
If you meet a girl and she seems too good to be true, chances are she’s a prostitute.
So you’ve struck up a conversation with a lonely girl at the bar. But something’s different: she wasn’t repulsed, wasn’t bitchy and seems to be totally into everything you have to say. The thing is, mate, you’re definitely in-but it’s gonna cost ya. Beautiful women rarely go out ALONE and sit at a bar, ogling for anybody. Women have standards, just as blokes do, but if you notice them chatting up EVERY type of bloke, you’ll know she’s got one thing on her mind-the almighty dollar.
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