So you’ve popped the question to the woman of your dreams, and now it’s come to this-fair welling your bachelorhood.
Sure, you may be copping a bit of slack from your mates about it, but it ain’t all doom and gloom.
Even though I am unmarried or engaged, I have compiled a list of places which should be top priority, for getting into all kinds of trouble…
5. Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
With its sprawling beaches and gorgeous tropical weather, the Gold Coast is the place to tear shit up, here in Australia. Whether it’ chatting up a bikini clad metremaids on Surfer’s Paradise beach with your friends, hitting up Skypoint, or having a few drinks at Broadbeach’s 1 two 3 Lounge Bar, the Gold Coast will make you wish you were still a bachelor … for one night.
4. Phuket, Thailand
Did you ever see that horrible film The Beach, with Leo DiCaprio? If you didn’t, then you missed one of Phuket’s biggest selling points—Maya Beach. You’ll be spoiled for choice with go-go bars, soapy massage parlours for your frustrated single mates, and exotic ladyboys to show you around. Phuket’s nightlife is pretty wild and rowdy, so don’t forget to experience a few hotspots before you return home to reality. Definitely not for the faint hearted.
3. New York City, New York, USA
The concrete jungle that never sleeps has this reputation for many numerous of reasons—there are bars on almost every street corner, open ‘til the early hours of the morning—Irish, American, Latin, you name it. Take in the sights during the day, and rule the dancefloor at night after a quick bite of traditional thin pizza, or the American favourite—the hot dawg. There are plenty of gentlemen clubs scattered around Manhattan for all your horny needs. Fast paced, bustling and exciting—how could you pass it down?
2. Amsterdam, Netherlands
The jewel in Europe for utter blokey mayhem. Legalised drugs means the streets are flooded with ‘coffee’ shops, as well as plenty of others. Amsterdam is very proud of its sexy reputation—and you’ll realise why once you enter the red-light district. If this is all too much, then there’s always a sex show you can go and see. The munchies can be bad but rest assured there is a McDonalds—and places where they sell Dutch frites (fries) in a cone—almost everywhere. You’ll always be hungry for fun in Amsterdam.
1. Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
The city of sin, and where reputations are made, is the number one place, hands down, for a buck’s night. Sure, you could say any other city, in the world, has nightclubs, pubs and strip clubs—but it’s just the way Las Vegas magnifies these on a grander scale and transforms these into their own truly unique spectacle. This is definitely the place to let it all hang for one last hurrah.
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