I never understood this festival. Why Bendigo? Yeah okay, there are people in the bush who would like to go to a festival too please, but this is just such an odd inconvenience. It is one day, they are not even inviting you for a sleepover in Bendigo. I don’t want to go and ‘groove in the moo’, that sounds gross and dirty. Cows are freaky.
Usually you know Spring has sprung because of stuff like more little baby animals wondering around than is usually expected, an increase in airborne pollen, florals, and people complaining about hay fever like it is a chronic and fatal illness