Drunk texting… There are a number of things you should not operate under the influence. A car, a boat, a plane, heavy machinery, and a phone. It’s that time of night where tequila starts yelling “HE DON’T KNO HOW MUCH U LUV HIM GURL U GOTTA TELL HIM!” It’s also the time where vodka chimes in squealing “ooooh that bitch, how dare she steal yo’ boyfrand last Tuesday, who the hell does she think she is hmm?”
I was in Sydney recently and wanted to check out the notorious Kings Cross nightlife as I was staying in the area. I ended up going to Hugo’s Lounge (what a top club!), and while waiting in line for the toilet, this drunk blonde girl was carrying on about how the guy she was with wouldn’t grab her arse while they were on the dance floor.
While we love to go out clubbing with our partner (drunk sex afterwards) and we love to go out clubbing with our best friend (crazy dancing and hilarious memories), is it okay to mix the two together and go clubbing with both of them? Obviously your best friend will be a third wheel, but when you have your two favourite people in the world with you, it should be all fun right?
1. You have a boyfriend? Fuck you!
You are in a club having a nice conversation with someone at the bar as you naturally need something to do while you wait. You get talking about some ‘common’ ground (you like movies too?).