We’ve all seen some strippers in our time; whether it’s a muscle infused fireman rescuing you from a friend’s hen’s party, a naughty policewoman in fishnets teaching you a lesson, or even just a movie like Magic Mike or Showgirls. We’ve all seen it, and whether you’re a man or a woman, it’s always a fun time.
I have a birthday coming up (and yes, I am accepting gifts); but unfortunately I have come to the realisation that after your 21st, there’s really nothing left to celebrate—I’m another year older and still have no accomplishments…cool. So, I’ve decided, that the only way you can guarantee that your day will still be awesome after 21, is to obviously host a killer birthday party.
The week prior was filled with anticipation, anxiousness, and joy; but I was still not prepared at all for what Brisbane’s St. Jerome’s Laneway Festival had in store for me. Mother-fucking brilliance, that’s what; bands, booze, and mother-fucking brilliance.
In my opinion, Australia Day is almost better than Christmas Day. Practically the entire country celebrates this beautiful land in unison…plus it’s another excuse to get ridiculously drunk, and have a ridiculously crazy Aussie Day party. But before you start sending Facey invites, here’s a few tips to help get you through the day and night—because Christ knows if it’s an Australia Day party, it’s going to get pretty wild.
As a girl, I’ve had experience with guys trying to pick me up—but please don’t think I’m being conceited when I say that, because firstly, I never said they were charmers (or good looking). And secondly, I think all girls have some experience with certain men (a.k.a. perverts) in the club. So, to avoid you fellas attempting to seduce a lost cause, let me save you by presenting: The Five Biggest Turn Offs For Girls At Clubs.
Different occasions and different groups require different tunes to pump them up. Here is our comprehensive list of how to get yourself psyched for a night out on the town whatever your situation is.
I know this isn’t the most optimistic article, but after what I have been through in the last couple of weeks, I felt it was necessary to share these tips with you all… Just in case any of you were to make the same mistakes I did.
I’ve definitely had my fair share of partying throughout my short-lived life as a bar, beer and general booze enthusiast. And during that time, as I’m sure you’ve already guessed, I have found myself in some difficult and compromising positions (i.e. someone dragging me out of the club by my hair so I could continue vomiting/dying in an alleyway).
Have you been seething with jealousy for the past few weeks as Instagram photos emerge from Munich’s Oktoberfest? Seething as you gaze at their celebrations, and let’s be honest, seething over that succulent, half-full stein they’re all grasping. Well, seethe no more my fellow friends, because Brisbane is again hosting its annual Oktoberfest at the RNA show grounds.