Cider
You’ve had one too many bad nights, you’re a sensible drinker - you know cider won’t land you in a gutter. You’re likely to be the good friend that makes sure everyone gets home safely - you’re more than likely the person who has to hold your friends hair back while they attempt a sneaky vom.
Cheap Wine (from a bottle, not a sack)
You’re trying, I’ll give you that. You’ve done the best with what you’ve got. You’re a graduation hat and full-time job away from class. Given the number of standard drinks in a bottle though, you’re likely to be the person who can’t see by the time they get to the bar.
Smirnoff Double Blacks
More than likely a teenage girl, but you mean business. You’ve been around the block and you know what you’re doing. The fastest way to get trashed, but not messy, is with clean(ish) spirits. You’re likely to be first on the dance floor.
Cruisers
You’re young and well off. The brighter your colour of choice, the higher chance there is of you throwing up at the end of a night. You’re likely to be carrying a fakey.
Wine (from a sack, not a bottle)
You’re a college kid who knows how to handle themselves. You need the 23 drinks just to get jittery. You’re likely to have a big night in, having passed out before you could make it to the bar.
Beer
You’re competitive. You have to be in order to race through two six packs of beer in a short amount of time. You’re good at skoaling and you’re not afraid to mix it up with spirits. You’re likely to end up face first on your neighbour’s lawn the next day.
Sangria
You big grown up! You really know what you’re doing. You’ve gotten to the point where catching up with friends is almost as important as being blind. You’re likely to head out but come home early because kids these days are too damn noisy.
Kings Cup (whatever is lying around)
You’re not afraid of anything. A little goes a long way. While it might not look like you’re drinking much, drinking continuous leftovers from the bottom of cups will add up. You’re likely to be the black horse, you’ll be throwing up before your friends realise you’re drunk.
Shots
You’re an animal. It takes a lot to knock you out. You’ll drink your friends under the table and end up having to make new friends at the bar. You’re likely to wake up in a stranger’s house with permanent marker all over your face.
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