So you wanna know how to be the baddest bitch in the club and conquer every guy and get really smashed off the drinks they buy you? Okay, so does every other single girl. Welcome to the club, we’re huge, we’re international. I know your game. Go to the club, dress all cute/slutty and strut around while you eye flirt with all these guys. And then you might start talking to them, go to the bar, and your body language is all DTF and then they buy you a drink and then DICKS actually weren’t DTF, that was you who got played, stop looking at my boobs, it’s going to take more than that to get my goodies. I get that. Cool. You wanna school all the guys who think they can have any girl. Just because I’m wearing booty shorts and studded bra and Instagrammed, it doesn’t mean I want the D from all of you, I’m into serious relationships too. Yeah, I feel ya.
So okay, get them to buy you a drink and then walk away, you’re changing the world one rejected guy at a time. Every time you take a sip that’s one less lonely girl, may as well call me Dexter. I will give you my tips. But, before you read this, I think you should just take a minute to think about the implications of this guy-buys-girl-drink arrangement and the deeper meaning of the gesture.
Not all guys are sleazy. You might not realise that because not all of them make Facebook statuses about it. ( IKR, but like just go with it). Some of them want a serious relationship too, but are too shy to meet girls in sober life so they go to bars and clubs where it is socially acceptable to be drunk and talk to girls that way. For these guys, buying a girl a drink means “I like you but I am uncomfortable saying it out loud but I would like to continue flirting and hopefully you’ll give me your number. Accepting this drink indicates you feel the same way”, rather than “ticket to pussy-town.” Can you imagine the extent of the hit their self esteem is taking when you lure them to the bar and take their offering and leave? They might never buy a girl a drink again.
But, you are a big girl now, you can figure out whether they are a goodie or a badie, whether you are damaging some socially awkward, but well meaning, goods. So here goes, just don’t get upset when you get called out for being a cocktease.
- Don’t ask them to buy you a drink point blank. Unless they ask you to take your dress off point blank.
- Don’t write them off if they don’t offer in the first five minutes (see above).
- Try and be (seem) genuine
- Try and seem almost drunk to the point of hazy judgement, and that the drink they buy you will tip you over the edge, but not so much that you pass out.
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