Drinking is always easier when there is a game involved. Somehow when you’re forced to throw back your entire can of Jimmy because you lost the bet it slides down a lot easier, especially as the game progresses. Your alcohol is going down like water, you’re not getting the same effect as water though, you’re rolling around on the floor and laughing at the ceiling. The clown of the pre-drinks has finally arrived. Good luck in the morning with all the photo and video evidence.
So what should you expect when you’re at the point where you should be cut off, but you’re not because your friends think it’s funny and let’s face it, it’s more of a party when you’re ‘off your face’ or on your face, depending on how intoxicated you are.
You’ve reached that point of no return, you want to keep drinking and the stranger sitting next to you has suddenly turned from nasty to the most sexiest person alive! Try and refrain from throwing yourself at him, and don’t get the crazy idea of taking him into the other room to “talk” alone! That will be a regret in the morning.
Just remember it is not okay to hook up with more than three people in one night! Kissing counts too ladies and no guys, that doesn’t mean you can get your slut on either!
Calm your farm, sit still, play the game, and don’t randomly burst out saying silly stuff; I’m joking, that would be completely impossible! That’s like asking a a jack-in-a-box to stay in his box, that’s not going to happen either. You’ll always get someone encouraging you.
Next up, you’ve somewhat realized the fella next to you would be a huge mistake and the guy across the room has a psycho girlfriend who will completely mutilate you if you even looked at him. Wait, what’s he even doing here anyway?
Your girlfriends are as drunk as you. One is on the floor, the other is talking to a plant, and you, well, you’re looking for potential sexiness while you’re blind. Suddenly your friends get the crazy idea to kiss, something that would ever happen while sober, your only vice is to blame the alcohol in the morning.
The morning after looks better and better, of course after the dreaded hangover has disappeared and you’ve worked out who’s bed you’re in (if you even made it to a bed?).
Once everything has sunk in, you vouch never to drink again … until next weekend! Probably not the best idea to play drinking games, when:
One: You’re a cheap drunk
Two: Easily taken advantage of
Three: Haven’t eaten a decent meal all day
Four: You do silly things when you’re drunk
Five: You have friends who are equally crazy
You can look forward to next weekend’s craziness, I guarantee it will be more exciting than the last. Let’s face it, you will never learn.
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