It’s that time of year again…when you stop seeing men wearing sandals with socks, and people aren’t walking around the supermarket with sunglasses on and all the eyebrows you see are proportioned. Thats right amigos, all the wogs are going into hibernation this weekend because the worlds best and most competitive song contest, Eurovision is starting!
You can’t call yourself European unless you are sitting in front of your TV at some point this weekend yelling out incoherent slurs at other countries and then standing with your hand over your heart when your homeland comes on.
So, Australia, in the spirit of diversity lets get multicultural (And ordering a pizza does not count I can’t even remember a time when Italy won anyway) and do this weekends drinking session like the Europeans do*.
The Eurovision Drinking Game
You will need…
- SBS
- Vodka. Duh.
- Nothing else because if you’re going to do this you’re gonna do it properly, so no mixers and no chasers. Capiche?
Rules
This is gonna be so fun!
*disclaimer, please don’t die. One thing us first and second generation migrants know is when to stop drinking, and generally if you are off the boat, you do not. Also, Eurovision goes for like four days, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.
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