Fellow fashionistas and clubbers-this is your home.

Are you a night owl who:

A. Observes other women’s shoes instead of scouring the room for potential men whilst clubbing.

B. Spends a week planning your ‘perfect’ outfit for your night out.

C. Rummages frantically through her wardrobe an hour before the taxi arrives in the hope of finding something ‘decent’ to wear.


D. All of the above- depending on your mood.

If any of the above resembles you in the slightest, then you have come to the right place.

It is blatantly obvious that nightclubbing is more than just an outing; it’s a lifestyle.

Long gone are the days where jeans were sufficient for getting past those red velvet ropes, now we pretty much need to represent the Milan runway in order to be considered being a part of the already jam-packed club.

There’s a whole process, from choosing a destination that you know will most likely accept you and your friends, booking the taxi, putting your pennies together to be able to afford that rip-off taxi ride, entry, cloak room, drinks….you name it, it all involves a cost. And that doesn’t even include the price of your latest dress, shoes, accessories and must-have kebab on the way home.

So, welcome to the nightclub fashion guide for all, best suited for us sassy girls who can tell a louibiton from a payless shoe, but also welcoming to those males who are looking for a tip or two.

Xx Dianne.