Cabbies. Also referred to as ‘the drunken man’s punching bag’.
I don’t know why it is, but people just love to walk all over cab drivers just like high school kids trample over substitute teachers. They’re just doing their job, they might even be nice, but it’s so goddamned hard
The art of the conversation during a taxi fare is usually one of awkward glances, pretend mobile phone texting, and meter-glances while dollar bills slip through your fingers and into the ether. That is, apart from intoxicated taxi trips. These, as you well know, are a completely different experience
The end of a stellar night is universally recognised when both the ATM, and your wallet offer you nothing but an empty card in return for your efforts. And so, this signifies a time to vacate the premises, vomit once or twice and count your losses. But just how do you make it home with a wallet full of nothings but a heart full of gold?
Don’t you just love the opposite sex (or the same sex if you swing that way)? Just seeing a looker really does bring you joy (to your genitals at least). Unfortunately, there are lookers out there who know they are good looking and know how to use it to their advantage and act nice to get what they want from you.