If days of the week were animals, then we all know Wednesday would be a camel. And according to a leading Australian liquor store, camels are thirsty! So it’s only fitting that on the day of the hump, Melburnians are too and throughout summer there’s a place in town that will be more than happy to quench your thirst.
We all know that Australia reaches ridiculous heat in the summer time. Nights are muggy and hot and nightclubs are worse with sweat dripping from every part of the human body. It’s almost impossible to keep cool when clubbing in summer, but we sure as hell are going to try.
Summer is finally getting closer! Yay! Rejoice! Warm weather, cold drinks, longer nights and less clothing. Oh it’s always a good thing you say? Not if you’re going clubbing. On the last night of winter this year, I went clubbing, and it was anything but cold.
Winter sucks. It’s cold, frosty and the flu spreads like crazy. A mere sneeze is enough to set off the alarm bells to thinking that you’ll be bedridden in a few days time. People also go out less because of the crappy weather. But there’s one place you really shouldn’t skip going to this winter: the gym.
SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA
Seems that every man and his dog were present at one point of the SHM tour. It took people by storm. One minute everyone was like, “SHM, yeah, noted,” and then NEK MINNUT the breakup and final tour are announced and then everybody gets swept up in this delirious tragedy and suddenly realise they actually loved this group.
Engaging in a solid drinking sesh during the day and then attempting to go out clubbing afterwards is not easy. If you think it is then you are A) a male for whom making the transition from day to evening only requires taking off your hat and
Sorry Australia but we’re embarrassing. You know how I know? Two words, The Shire. Our bogan attempt at reproducing the documented high ender I-have-so-much-money-I-can-pay-my-way-out-of-concequences lifestyle of America’s The Hills
Wanna get high?
Melbourne’s newest club promising Godly proportions is opening this month.
The Olympics is lovely, muscular men and women all in one place who have dedicated their whole lives training to dominate when they compete against one another to win a shiny medallion and probably the love of their stage parents. The testosterone would be pumping.