We all have our limits when it comes to alcoholic drinks. Knowing when to stop drinking is mandatory before you embarrass yourself, harass others, throw up or get yourself into trouble. Sometimes it is best not to cross the line between tipsy to drunk and disorderly. In the interest of safety and respect for the law, it is best to have at least one semi-sober friend too.
So you have this one friend who, whenever they drink, it’s either they’re sober or completely intoxicated, there is no in between for them. Every weekend is a repeat of the last, they will never learn.
Two years ago today the 2010 graduating classes of every (well everyone who is anyone) Victorian high school was loosing their shit in costume to the anthem of Ke$ha and Swedish House Mafia.