Girls night, you are keen to let your hair down and party with your ladies! Woo! But sleazy Steve won’t give up the chase.
You may think you are original, but I can almost guarantee that us girls have heard most of it before. The classic Joey ‘ How you doin’ does not still stand as a pick up line. In fact, pick up lines in general are pretty shit and 95% of the time don’t work any way.
Why is it that on your average night out on the town, it’s guys that are constantly making the first move (and constantly getting rejected) when girls are equally as interested in hooking up?
Booze lets all our inhibitions disappear and we let caution go to the wind. It’s a beautiful thing really, but it can also make you look like a complete stooge, especially if you’re a guy trying to impress a girl you don’t know. Guys are always trying to impress girls in some way or another, but when we’re drunk, we go pretty over the top and look like real dorks.
Whichever venue you choose to visit, there’s always going to be different types of people-more specifically various kinds of girls. Deciphering between the nutty and the sweet can be as easy as shuffling a deck of cards or as hard as understanding a mindfuck like the movie Inception.
Here’s some helpful tips to ensure you’re comprehension isn’t blurred on the night.
So you’ve almost turned 18? Sweet! Now I can cut to the chase and give you honest insight about the crazy world of clubbing. Just brace yourself-some of this shit could be perceived to be a little full on!
Hey Guys!
(Sorry, Girls, today I only mean the guy Guys, like XY guys. Or anybody who produces the hormone testosterone in abundance.)