Another year, another lot of kids graduating high school, which means it’s bucks galore for Gold Coast nightclubs thanks to Schoolies. In fact, all of the Gold Coast’s businesses will be making a packet, and considering how much money Gold Coast businesses like its theme parks and resorts make thanks to the ridiculous amount of tourists that go there all year round, that’s saying something.
One article of ours that got heaps of attention earlier this year discussed whether nightclub photographers should consider the implications of taking raunchy photos of scantily clad girls making out and doing other provocative things (i.e. showing off their hot bods). Though that article was more so about how all this affected photographers, I’d like to take a stab at this issue from another angle; why are these bloody girls pashing each other to begin with?
They say that a person’s taste in music is a key to their soul, to get an idea of what they’re like on the inside. In this increasingly digital world where CDs on a shelf are slowly becoming a thing of the past thanks to downloading tunes onto your laptop, this isn’t possible as it used to be. The best way to do this would be to look at the music page on someone’s Facebook to see which bands and singers they liked.
When we’re in high school, we can’t wait for the day we turn 18 so we can finally leave that hellhole and go clubbing every weekend. But after a decade of hard partying and drinking, there’s one particular party that will really grab your party veteran attention: your high school reunion. Circle of life stuff right here; you’ve gone back to school!
I always wanna “HA-HA” a la Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons when people that ask questions like this. Like those people who go out and spend $8.50 on Cosmo to read the advice columns and not to get the free shitty mascara or whatever they’re giving away and read the sealed section, which is really the only tenable reason to be spending that much money on tabloid shit.
Fortunately for us, we live in the 21st century where mobile phones are commonplace and are ready when you are (provided your battery’s not dead, of course). Truth be told, mobile phones are now an integral part of the clubbing world. Yes, the very basics of clubbing like drinking and impressing hotties are as old as dirt and for the most part haven’t changed,
We all upload and share photos from our mobiles of our crazy nights out clubbing on Facebook and Instagram to show off how hard we party to everyone. Now the peeps at Muroapp.com have made this even easier by creating the awesome app that is Muro!
Underwear is essential and a polite way to cover your lady bits when dancing and bending over in clothing that are explicit or too short for an intoxicated person to cover up … I should know.
I am not one for wearing dresses out on a Saturday night,
Um, so, I’ll be honest with you guys, had a pretty rough weekend. Got dumped. It was shit, but amidst all the tears and ice cream, I had an epiphany. I am now on the rebound. Fate has offered me a ‘proceed straight to GO, collect $200, and slut it up without any lasting consequences’ card. Guess I gotta play the hand I was dealt
This day has been a long time coming. And there’s no use fighting it or trying to deny it’s power. To break it down, the creation of this page is a good indication that the nightclub apocalypse has happened and judgement day (cont)