Bouncers seem to have a bad reputation. Most of us have an anecdote that depicts bouncers in a less than flattering light. But when you think about it, they’ve got a pretty difficult job and have to put up with a lot of shit. Whereas there are cases of bouncers being completely in the wrong, if we were to take on their role, it wouldn’t be long before we began to empathise with their position.
Though I’m sure many bouncers out there would be fed up with the nightclub scene as it’s just work for them and not fun like it is for everyone else, plenty of them would love to go out and have a great night out too. They are human too (believe it or not). But like when having to deal with a bouncer at the door, there’s a lot of shit you have to put up from them when going clubbing with them too.
WARNING: The following actions are not considered appropriate or legal. In other words, don’t try this at home folks.
Good Friday is fast approaching and many of us will be spending at least part of it getting our drank on with our mates on a well deserved night out - what better way to commemorate a bloke that turned water into wine. Whereas some of us will be lapping up them good vibes at a gathering or house party, a lot of us will be out on the town looking for bunnies of our own.
It’s a common scene in movies involving a nightclub or bar clip - in fact they made an entire movie about it called A Night At The Roxbury. What we’re talking about is getting into nightclubs, mainly the most popular ones in town, as these are the most difficult to get into! If we believe the movies, all you have
After spending a quarter of the night’s cash on a taxi ride into the venue, you’re faced with the testing teeth of a door bitch, asking ever so kindly for whatever’s left over. The twenty cent piece you receive in return for a stamp on the wrist seems to taunt you with the smiling face of your Royal Highness. It’s time to take action.