Food Vendors: Unlucky teenage Macdonalds employees who get rostered on the graveyard shift. Life is characteristically unfair. Most of the time you try and strive towards attaining something you want, like a job or a girl or being skinny, and then some stupid dick who didn’t even want it stumbles over it.
Hangovers may be God’s way of saying “you were awesome last night”, but they’re also your body’s way of telling you that you probably had one too many tequila shots. While we’d love to all sit in a shower for a few hours, the truth is: we all have places to go to and people to meet. When you’re hungover, though, there are a few things that you should never (and I repeat, never) attempt to do.
Cabbies. Also referred to as ‘the drunken man’s punching bag’.
I don’t know why it is, but people just love to walk all over cab drivers just like high school kids trample over substitute teachers. They’re just doing their job, they might even be nice, but it’s so goddamned hard
The art of the conversation during a taxi fare is usually one of awkward glances, pretend mobile phone texting, and meter-glances while dollar bills slip through your fingers and into the ether. That is, apart from intoxicated taxi trips. These, as you well know, are a completely different experience
Just like any great hobby or sport, the art of drinking deserves an array of terminology to accurately depict the wonderful world of bars and nightclubs. While the Oxford Dictionary served us well throughout our schooling and tertiary careers, the average A to Z just doesn’t cut it for after the hours of 9 to 5.
Luckily, the following terms are here to fill the gaps
Though many claim to be pretty much immune to alcohol after years of drowning their bodies with floods of beers, spirits, shots and every other alcoholic beverage known to man, there was a time when we were all less experienced in handling booze and that inexperience got the better of our bodies. Though the first things
Alcohol, your real life ‘get out of jail free’ card. What a blessing it is to be able to act on whatever stupid or socially unacceptable whim that comes into your mind and be happily ignorant of any impending consequences. The Mecca of such activities, bars and nightclubs, when you think about it, really are social ‘grey areas’ when it comes to normally
Have you ever wondered what causes that head-spinning sensation you get after drinking alcohol? Perhaps you’d like to know what goes on in your head to cause the awful feelings associated with hangovers? Well, it’s all to do with little structures inside your ears called semicircular canals.