Clubbing when single and clubbing when taken result in very, very different nights out. In one instance, the pressure’s on and you’re on the prowl, in the other not so much. Some believe the certain lack of adrenaline to the heart (and that very special place between your legs), makes the once-upon-a-time favourite pastime completely unenjoyable. Others continue to club
Gatecrashers are an annoying bunch. They have the audacity to think they can just rock up to your party and take over. They are to parties what rodents and insects are to a house: a pest that must be removed immediately. If not dealt with, the problem will just get worse. But sometimes you got to know your enemy in order to deal with them
You have been summoned by her Royal Majesty The Queen of Hearts to attend the Annual Queen of Hearts Gala, or it’s off with your head! Sunday June 10th, brings upon us one of the largest Melbourne based events outside of the Melbourne Cup races. With over 1200 attendees expected, organisers of the event are certain the night will be a sell out. Hosted for the third time by exclusive club Spice Market
With the Queen’s Birthday Weekend coming up this Monday the 11th of June, we’re certain our Majesty would want nothing more than for us commoners to spend the public holiday with our heads in the toilet throne. What better way to show our respect to the monarchy, after all?
Lots of people have lots of time to complain about the amount of alcohol people drink, and how our generation are degenerate and have no values and blah blah blah, pretty much everyones got issues with us making the most of our weekend. (I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job or anything, but maybe you should start worrying about global
There have been plenty of Friday and Saturday nights where you didn’t feel like going out because you felt too tired or couldn’t be bothered doing anything or something lame like that. However, after a few hours of doing nothing, a couple of things around your house make you realise that staying at home on one of these nights gets pretty boring quickly
Ask any venue vixen about their worst clubbing experience, and their response is likely to involve a story of refusal of entry. While some have worse luck than others, getting denied entry into a club is often left to chance, with many of us wondering where we went wrong. The following list of no-no’s is sure to keep you in the club, popping no-doze.
We all like to hit the town, party, get on the piss, and occasionally get so drunk we either end up falling asleep in a nightclub bathroom or driving around for 2 hours in a taxi cause we’ve forgotten where we live; but there is a serious side to partying that we don’t tend to think about (physiologists like to call it denial…) Abusing alcohol or drugs, driving
When I’m at a bar or a nightclub and a guy offers to buy me a drink, nine times out of ten he will buy me some sort of shooter: the “Slippery Nipple”, or the “Wet Pussy”…or if I’m really lucky, the “Screaming Orgasm”. Never mind the embarrassment of having to stand next to a sleazy guy (I had my beer goggles on, okay?)
Hangovers: the very way in which God made his disciples feel guilty for having one too many at the Last Supper. A tradition which He himself continued to burden the global population with each and every morning after an overindulgence.