Now here is a question that can fire up a debate between both gender groups: which one generally has the crazier night out? And how crazy can both groups get? It’s a tough question, and I’m about to sort through all the anecdotal stories I’ve heard and experienced in order to logically address this argument.
Cider
You’ve had one too many bad nights, you’re a sensible drinker – you know cider won’t land you in a gutter. You’re likely to be the good friend that makes sure everyone gets home safely – you’re more than likely the person who has to hold your friends hair back while they attempt a sneaky vom.
Let’s pretend your night out is a winding road through an area you don’t know very well. Occasionally, street signs pop up telling you where you are and how fast you should be traveling. You ignore these signs though, because #yolo. Also you have iMaps. You think you know where you are, but it starts to get very dark and you’re getting awfully tired.
At every club, there’s always the one drunk idiot who throws their drink around. But sometimes, that drunk idiot turns out to be you, who’s not even that drunk. You just happen to bump into someone and whoops, there goes your vodka soda all over them. So what is the correct etiquette for spilling your drink on someone?
Clubs and bars offer its patrons an array of gratifying and fun opportunities. There’s DJs, dance floors, bars, big speakers and what club reviewers like to call ambiance. They are all complimented with a cheeky drink or ten, but not necessarily in the outside area.
There’s nothing like shouting “wet pussy” at maximum volume in a line full of sexual tension at the bar. What many people don’t realise, is that a Wet Pussy isn’t the only choice when it comes to shots that’ll send that fire down his spine (and into his jocks). Check out five of our sexiest sounding shots, and turn that Wet Pussy into a Buttery Nipple (has the boss caught you reading this yet?)
Following on from our recent debate regarding cocktails in the hands of men, it seems times are a’ changin’, and guys can drink cocktails just as well as their female counterparts. Get these into you!
Sure, Carrie’s Mr Big sure could hold a martini and make it look masculine, but Hollywood is known for it’s acts of trickery. In the real world when muscular knuckles of the man to your right clench the sweet nothings of a strawberry daiquiri, all signs point to ‘prince’. Before you anticipate the arrival of Priscilla’s van (ready to whisk your diamante
Sure, we have to sustain child birth, monthly bleeding and lower paid wages, but there are some definite perks to being of the female gender.
The average female, it’s safe to say, can bring little cash with them on a night on the town
In a world of five dollar schooners and moth-inhabited wallets, it can be easy to forget just how expensive some punter’s alcoholic tastes may be. No, we’re not talking about $16 cocktails (although, those really do tend to break the bank), apparently the odd drink can rack up a fee larger than that first home repayment.