Hey there reader, your daddy must have been a thief to steal all those stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
Don’t blow an opener like I did above. Amazingly, I have heard this line before and the guy who said it was not kidding.
When you see a guy try chatting up a girl, you might roll your eyes, thinking there goes another sleazebag trying to get laid. But if you’re within earshot of the two, even with the pumping nightclub music, perhaps you might even hear him using some cheesy pick up line that his stupid grin shows he thinks was awesome.
Whichever venue you choose to visit, there’s always going to be different types of people-more specifically various kinds of girls. Deciphering between the nutty and the sweet can be as easy as shuffling a deck of cards or as hard as understanding a mindfuck like the movie Inception.
Here’s some helpful tips to ensure you’re comprehension isn’t blurred on the night.
I am always on the look out for inspiration, and because I am a committed party animal on Friday and Saturday nights, I am subjected to multiple opportunities that influence my article ideas. And it’s all based on experience!