It’s common knowledge that men are horny bastards who, according to women, will root anything that has a vagina. While there’s truth to that belief, it’s also not entirely true. Yes, having female genitals is a major thing men look for (well, it’s the number one thing really), but like women, men have a criteria of things they look for in women when clubbing.
The one thing many women can’t stand, but must endure when on the prowl for men are the many upon many sleazy men that are blatantly trying to get into the girl’s pants. Yes, a nightclub with sleazy guys is like McDonald’s with Big Macs, they’re a sure sight at either place. They give men a bad name and make life a lot harder for good blokes trying to meet a girl.
The hangover; the inevitable consequence of drinking too much booze the night before. Your head’s banging, your stomach’s queasy and you don’t know whether you should eat something or not, and of course the vomiting, making your breath stink and your eyes water. The physical side of it just plain sucks.
No, I’m not talking about drinking yourselves silly in the office you work in (instant dismissal right there!), I’m talking about the excellent television series The Office (American version). Whether you find the American or British to be superior is a big debate amongst hardcore fans that I won’t even get into (I think the fact I’m talking about the American version sums up the version I like more; “USA! USA!”).
Craft beer is taking off in Adelaide in a big way, and the folks at The Highway Hotel are well and truly aware of this. In fact, they’re embracing it with their upcoming Battle of the Beers. Customers have also become more picky about what wines are on offer and where they’re made, a trend which The Highway have made it their mission to have their staff know every little detail about their wines.
I’m always watching YouTube comedian Alex Williamson’s videos, he’s bloody hilarious! If you haven’t seen his videos before, my heart goes out to you, really. You’ve missed out on a comedic genius talking about his messed up views on wanking over photos of girls on Facebook and his quest to make the C word socially acceptable.
Many associate university students as youngin’s who just go out and get drunk at any chance they get, without actually getting anything out of their education. But the Brewniversity at The Curious Squire in Adelaide have set out to prove that beer and education can not only coexist, but go hand in hand too.
Most guys think it would be awesome to be surrounded by women; hot, luscious women who can’t keep their hands to themselves, making said male think he can some sort of threesome going later in the night. Yeah right! There’s a reason why this sort of thinking is called a fantasy, it’s not reality!
Many people love clubbing and going to the movies, but these two activities don’t go hand in hand. There have been many times when I’ve watched movies and there’s a scene set in a nightclub and I can’t help but call bullshit on that. Why? Because how nightclubs are in the movie world and the real world are very different things.
As much as we love the opposite sex and will do some pretty ridiculous things to impress them, we all bitch about them too. It’s a fact of life. We all say about what a dick/bitch our boyfriend/girlfriend is being about something stupid and say how immature they’re being. This type of rant often has the phrase “Bloody men/women” in it somewhere.