With Valentine’s Day upon us, it can be easy to forget how much fun you and your friends are and dwell on the fact that you have no other half. Well stop! Yes, you may see couples everywhere and God forbid if they actually go out clubbing together in matching outfits, but you just have to have the night of your life and no, that doesn’t mean sitting around with your single friends in your lounge room talking about love that went wrong.
Celebrate your singledom by getting your single girls and running a muck all over town. Valentine’s Day is the time where you rejoice at the facts that you don’t have to buy gifts for anyone but yourself, you’re not tied down to one guy and yes, your cat is cute in its outfits.
There are some fun events in Sydney on Friday night that don’t involve sitting through a 3 course meal of food that is by definition repulsive (that means you, oysters!) and you don’t have to look dreamily into someone’s eyes and pretend you love them back.
Check out the Valentine’s Day Banquet at Sweethearts Rooftop Bar, exclusively for you and your girlfriends, because who needs boys anyway. But if you do want to get some Valentine’s Day action, head on over to Ivy for Moonshine Fridays Valentine’s Day Special. Valentine’s Day is about getting absolutely wasted, asserting your single status and making out with as many guys as you feel like because guess what? You’re fucking single!
If you’re a guy, obviously Valentine’s Day is the day to go and pick up. Desperate single girls looking for a sexy guy to say they partied with on Valentine’s Day. Either that or they’ll be spitting feminism at you and going home to their cats.
Girls, there is one Valentine’s Day rule; don’t spend the night at his house. The Valentine’s Day magic will be gone in the morning and you will not like what you wake up next to.
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