We all know that saying ‘If you can’t beat them, join them’. However, what does it take to enter the V.I.P world of clubbing? Everyone can slap on a tie or squish into a dress and enter a club - no biggie. Although wouldn’t it be nice to bypass the line and waltz right in like you own the joint? Just imagine all those girls and guys waiting in line for ages, busting to get on the shots or better yet busting to go to the toilet! (Don’t forget those long lines at the toilets, especially for the ladies.)
Now, if it is your mission in life to become the social butterfly of 2014 and beyond, here is what you have to look forward to in being a part of the V.I.P crew:
1. Unlimited drinks
2. Free entry (even after curfew)
3. +1 or 10
4. You have your own guest list
5. Get paid to party - Every person you bring to the door you get a few dollars out of it. E.G.: $4 a head and you bring 10 people, that’s $40 in your pocket. Cha-ching!
6. First in line to meet the DJs or celebrities
7. Skip the dreaded long lines
8. Beneficial contacts
9. Connections with the ‘hard stuff’. If you must ask, you’re not V.I.P material
10. Create a name for yourself!
They’re just some of the perks of being a promoter or even just being a part of the V.I.P world. It’s what you make of it, if you’re an outgoing person who loves to socialise then you will have no problems in fitting in. Just remember it can be very demanding and once you’re in, it can be a shit fight to get back out! It’s dog eat dog, or in this case, promoter eat promoter.
A couple of other hints on gaining entry into V.I.P land - if you look sexy (and I’m not talking about these size zero, twig bitches) I mean sexy curves, confidence and a good figure, you’re definitely on the way to becoming a kick ass promoter. Communication is mandatory and it wouldn’t hurt to ‘fake it, til you make it’.
You can be anyone you want to be!
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