Though many consider pick up lines to be lame and old fashioned, they’re still used and get mixed reactions, usually ones of laughter at the guy’s expense. But pick up lines are more likeable, or at least slightly less sleazy, when there’s a theme to it. Christmas time is a happy time of year, one that puts everyone in high spirits. With Christmas cheer in the air, such enthusiasm will increase a guy’s confidence to chat up girls.
For better or worse (definitely worse though), guys are bound to use pick up lines to impress unsuspecting chicks at nightclubs. Being that time of year, don’t be surprised if the guy uses Christmas pick up lines. You’ll laugh, you’ll hurl, and you may even fall in love. If the girl responds well, it could be a very merry Christmas indeed.
So without further adieu, here are the top 10 Christmas pick up lines to use.
1. “If You Jingle My Bells, I Promise You A White Christmas.”
Not subtle in the least, you might as well replace “bells” with “balls”. All of us here in Australia have dreamed of a white Christmas when we’re having summer, but I don’t think girls necessarily want a pearl necklace for a present!
2. “I’ve Checked It Twice, And You’re On The Naughty List.”
Everyone thinks of sex as this naughty act that makes it a whole lot sexier than it already is. Women love being teased by men they like, so her sudden urge for friskiness will make her have to sit on your naughty stool for sure.
3. “Do You Want To See My North Pole?”
Never has the name of all that ice around Greenland been so sexualised. The closest thing this line does to making sense is the fact the dude’s schlong can point north if he’s facing the right direction.
4. “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”
Very cheesy, but it’s probably the most romantic Christmas pick up line out there. If you’re seriously going to use a pick up line from this list, use this one!
5. “Wanna Meet Santa’s Little Helper?”
You got to admire all the euphemisms men have come up with for their penises over the years. Even Christmas stuff isn’t safe from becoming a dick joke. You’ll never think of midgets in elf costumes the same way again.
6. “Shouldn’t You Be Sitting On Top Of The Tree, Angel?”
Not only would sitting (though it looks more like standing) on a prickly pine tree hurt, but just plain stupid. Though all girls like to think of themselves as angels all year around, this one could work, as it appeals to her vanity.
7. “You Must Be A Snowflake, Because I’ve Fallen For You.”
This one’s actually kinda nice, implying that she’s as pure as snow is a good way to her heart. Remember that scene in Edward Scissorhands when Johnny Depp chopped an ice sculpture to make it look like it was snowing to woo Winona Ryder? This is a metaphorical version of that; make this girl have the look Winona did in that scene.
8. “Can I Have Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?”
This one might seem kinda stalkerish because you asked for a photo of her, but it’s funny. It could also imply that there’s no other girl like her, so you have to show “Santa” how beautiful she is to emphasise how much you want her. Oh well, if this doesn’t work, you might be able to find a pic of her taken that night on the club’s Facebook page.
9. “I Can’t Wait To Unwrap Your Present.”
Implying you want to take her clothes off to reveal what goodies are behind her gear might make her feel uncomfortable, but don’t all sleazy pick up lines do that? At least it shows he’s eager to follow the tradition of waiting for Christmas Day to get his present.
10. “What Do We Say We Make This A Not-So-Silent Night?”
Christmas is all about singing Christmas carols and cheering at the top of your lungs, so I suppose it’s only fitting the two of you do your own private Christmas cheers in bed at full volume. Ho ho ho indeed.
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