Okay, so everyone has their own experiences and expectations. Take it from a country person who suddenly gets the idea to take on the big city nightlife; it is a bit of an eye opener. You won’t be seeing familiar faces, and you definitely can’t hustle your way into the club because you know the bouncer, chances of you knowing anyone is slim.
Street Hustlers Equals Free Entry
So you’re walking along the streets, getting whistled at, your attention is scattered, there is way too much to look at. Someone grabs your hand; yep, you’ve got a club hustler. I wonder what’s on offer? Free entry and one free drink, sounds good. There’s no policy saying you have to stay at that specific club, you can bounce from one to another and not pay a cent… if you’re looking gorgeous of course!
Free Drinks
Making friends and being friendly is essential in the night. If you are looking fine and feeling it too, you strut it. Guys will approach you and offer you a place to sit at their table. If it makes them look good and gets you free drinks (if they’re not stingy of course), then it is a win situation for all of you. If you’re lucky enough to know the bar girl or guy wondering around with a bottle of Grey Goose, then don’t let that opportunity slip either!
Dance Your Ass Off
You see that pole over there? Yeah, it’s calling your sweet-ass name. Go shake what you were given, force some attention, and love it. There is nothing wrong with milking it… if you can dance. If you resemble a chicken from your bathroom practices, save yourself the embarrassment. There are other ways to grab attention.
Be Anyone One You Want To
No one knows who you are, you can act like the richest teenager in the world, or you can act like the drunkest ‘I don’t know what’s going on, take advantage of me’ girl, maybe not the best decision but each to their own. Have a few prepared comebacks - like, if he’s real sleazy and ugly think of a fake name, and don’t tell them where you live.
Watch Your Drink
Everyone will remember that lecture we got from our parents when we turned the legal age “Don’t do this, don’t do that and DON’T leave your drink unattended”. I know it is for our own good. They can get real sneaky in the club, so whatever you do don’t fall the old ‘Hey, is that Britney Spears?’ trick.
Shoes Off For The Night
Your feet resemble a puffy blow fish, and your favourite heels are looking not so good anymore - in fact, it has gotten to the point where you want to throw them in the bin! You take them off, and carry them in your hand. Your feet will have turned from white to black instantaneously. Let’s pray you don’t catch a disease on your feet!
So there you have it, I suppose the list could go on, and on, but those are some of the main ones to take into consideration. Go have a wild night in some random city, experience it, embrace it, live it. I am not going to say YOLO, but seriously go out and do it before you drop dead!
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