Everyone likes to party and when we’re doing it, most of us enjoy a drink or two along the way. Perhaps you’re a cocktail kind of person. Perhaps shots take your fancy or maybe it’s strictly beer or breezers. Many of you may even be messy miscreants and enjoy a mixture of all of them. Here’s a little list of what could be considered five of the most rockin’, party-inducing, down right bitching drinks ever associated with getting loose as a goose.
1. Beer
Very much a guys drink, the typical frat party wouldn’t be the same without it. Those red cups that carry it have ingrained themselves into the iconology of college parties and besides facilitating a keg and looking cool they are integral to the game of beer pong – perhaps the partiest game ever. Incredibly popular all over the world it is suitable for almost any party occasion no matter how big or small.
2. Goon
If Lord Voldemort drank alcohol, it’d be this stuff - this variety of party drink fits into the dark and dirty category. Cheap and sold in massive quantities, goon can supply a number of people with the party juice needed to blast off. Not particularly classy or even reputable, goon needs to be embraced wholeheartedly and is the alcohol equivalent of the red pill in The Matrix. A surefire remedy for success is to pour a litre of energy juice into the goon sack before initiation – next stop: hell.
3. Cocktails
Cocktails are exotic and fun. Everyone feels more relaxed with a cocktail in their hand and it is perhaps this reason they are more suited to the suave, sophisticated kind of engagement. Cocktails are perfect for the more classy party experience, but also embody just as much blast off potential as your typical beer or breezer. They also taste deceivingly un-alcoholic and as such are probably the antithesis to goon.
4. Shots
God was on his A-game the day he made shots. Simple yet effective, they are a valuable addition to any party and a staple of the nightlife scene. They can transform the dullest party into the most blast-off in a matter of minutes and offer a variety of partying experiences. With so many varieties and options, everyone has a weakness for a particular shot making them even more epic and delightfully ominous.
5. Champagne
Despite the fact you have to call it ‘sparkling wine’ if it’s fermented outside the champagne region because the French are so snooty and French, this drink is the cornerstone of boss partying. The British television show Absolutely Fabulous has been onto this one for a long time now and often demonstrates how shampees are the perfect party drink. It has found its way into western culture as the go to drink for celebrating an achievement and is featured in almost every contemporary bad rap video. Whatever the occasion, champagne should go down a treat.
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