It’s bizarre how alcohol can have different effects on different people; making them angry, melancholy or just plain freaking insane! Do you know which type you are?
Sad drunks have the power to depress you and ruin a whole night out with their sobbing and brooding in the corner. Usually they are going through some emotional torment like a break-up, and it’s never a good idea to let them drunk text their ex (it will only lead to yelling and more crying).
Crazy, messy and kind of annoying drunks are just too hard to handle most of the time. On the plus side, they can be entertaining; often believing that they are sexy, great dancers and hilarious – however, usually they are none of these things. This can make for a good laugh if you’re on the outside looking in but as a mate trying to look after this kind of drunk on a night out, this kind of behaviour gets old fast, especially if they end up passed out or vomiting (which is highly likely).
Overly affectionate drunks like to give a lot of hugs. They can usually be found getting a little too close to people and yelling, “I love you man!” They are also known as personal space invaders.
Warning: I have on occasion found overly affectionate drunks to actually be “sober drunks.” That is, they pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act inappropriately. Sober drunks are easily spotted though; they are usually the ones talking about how drunk they are.
Funny drunks are usually the best kind of drunks and generally the happy kind of drunk. They are always in a good mood and the most entertaining people to party with, probably because their mood is infectious. These guys make the night, however they often walk a fine line between being funny and annoying.
Angry drunks – by far the worst kind of drunk – give clubbers a bad name. These are the people who purposefully smash their shoulder into you as you try to walk by them in the club and end up on the news for king hitting a random on the street. They have caused the government to turn fun police, and they are the reason for curfews in clubs, the reason we aren’t allowed to drink from glass cups even though we are over 5-years-old and the reason we can’t order double shots past a certain time. Basically, they suck.
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