At some point in your life, you will either attend a house party or host one. Personally, attending one is the better option, just think - no stress, no responsibility, zero care for anything, and no lecture in the morning (if you live with your ‘rents). BONUS!
As I am sure, everyone would have seen the movie Project X; now whether you want to go to that extreme and burn your neighbour down and have over 1000 people party all night, go ahead! Just remember the consequences.
A few tips on how to host an memorable house party:
Number 1: Depending on your situation (whether you have loads on money or not), make sure there is a lot of alcohol to last the night and early morning. People will party hard and long, make it BYO or have enough to feed hundreds of thirsty party goers!
Number 2: If you don’t have a pool handy, create your own slip and slide. Even encourage girls to go naked - bikinis are fine, but naked well … that’s a party!
Number 3: Every party needs a massive jumping castle, no matter what age you are! We are all kids at heart, unless of course you are some uptight, fancy pants who can’t have fun. Just don’t even bother coming to the party!
Number 4: You need a sick DJ with an awesome set. What’s a party without loud, fast paced music? Get some variety and play all night long.
Number 5: You see all those photos on Facebook with ball pits, and it’s true, at any age you will always enjoy a massive pit full of balls, coloured ones to be precise. Dive into a fun wonderland all while intoxicated.
Number 6: Take millions of photos or go one better and have your own photo booth! That would be a bundle of fun, especially when you wake up in the morning to find last nights craziness on hard copy. There’s no escaping last night’s shame!
So there are a few crazy ideas! Don’t forget the alternatives - hire a place, have security, have some limits, and maybe not have a gnome full of ecstasy. Let’s be honest though, drugs always seem to show up at a house party, it’s inevitable.
And make sure you throw one hell of a good party, otherwise you’ll be known as the loser who failed miserably, oh well! Maybe it will turn good for you and the next day at school you will suddenly become popular! It’s always worth a shot.
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